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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

The Dork from Elementary School

The Dork from Elementary School

Did you ever know one of those annoying dorks as a kid? The king that never say nice things and think they're funny when they're rude to people. I knew one. In school I was always the "nice" guy that could never hurt the feelings of those horrible little wieners.

Well, now I work with one. He is nasty. Long greasy hair, ugly goatee, grossly overweight, ugly clothes...

In grade school, all the other boys punched this little dweeb to make him go away. I sit, quietly, and try to ignore his pathetic verbal digs. Here I am again, in grade school.

I really wish I were much more of an ass.

(yes, I know he could read this if he searched the web.... oh well...)